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The princess beard / Delilah S. Dawson and Kevin Hearne.

Dawson, Delilah S., (author.). Hearne, Kevin, (author.).

Summary:

"Once upon a time a princess slept in a magical tower cloaked in thorns and roses, waiting for true love's kiss. Or so her father told her. Instead, she woke up on her own, cut off all that pesky long hair, and used it to escape. But she kept the beard, because it made a great disguise. This is not a story about finding Prince Charming-- it's a story about finding yourself. On a pirate ship. Where you belong. But these are no ordinary pirate misfits aboard The Puffy Peach, serving under Filthy Lucre, the one-eyed parrot pirate captain. First there's Vic, a swole and misogynistic centaur on a mission to expunge himself of the magic that causes him to conjure tea and dainty cupcakes when confronted. Then there's Tempest, who's determined to become the first dryad lawyer-- preferably before she takes her ultimate form as a man-eating tree. They're joined by Alobartolus, an awkward and unelfly elf who longs to meet his hero, the Sn'archivist who is said to take diction directly from the gods of Pell. Throw in some mystery meat and a dastardly capitalist plot, and you've got one Pell of an adventure on the high seas!"-- Provided by publisher.

Record details

  • ISBN: 9781524797805
  • ISBN: 1524797804
  • Physical Description: xiv, 363 pages : map ; 25 cm
  • Edition: First edition.
  • Publisher: New York : Del Rey, 2019.
Subject: Princesses > Fiction.
Beards > Fiction.
Genre: Fantasy fiction.

Available copies

  • 2 of 2 copies available at BC Interlibrary Connect. (Show)
  • 1 of 1 copy available at Terrace Public Library.

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  • 0 current holds with 2 total copies.
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  • Booklist Reviews : Booklist Reviews 2019 August #1
    *Starred Review* Prophecies, pirates, and a princess—oh my! At the end of No Country for Old Gnomes (2019), hints were offered about further escapades in the kingdom of Pell. The authors bring the tale full circle, returning to the princess sleeping in a tower first seen in Kill the Farm Boy (2018). What do you get when a recently awakened princess sporting a beard teams up with an iron-pumping centaur with a dubious magical talent, a woodland dryad determined to become a lawyer, an unelvish elf who wants to sail south rather than east like the other elves, and a parrot pirate captain seeking the perfect perch? Throw in a few cryptic curses, a swarm of frantic otters (individually cute and cuddly, not so much in large groups) plus a fantastic spoof of Harry Potter's Sorting Hat and you have a rollicking adventure about friendship and finding one's place in the world. Rounding it out is a character who connects all three books, and readers of the previous Tales of Pell will appreciate the cameos in this fantastic series finale. Dawson and Hearne crown their trifecta of tempestuous hilarity with enough puns and fairy tale spoofs to tickle anyone's funny bone. Copyright 2019 Booklist Reviews.
  • Publishers Weekly Reviews : PW Reviews 2019 July #1

    In the proudly lowbrow third volume of the satirical Tales of Pell (after No Country for Old Gnomes), Dawson and Hearne turn to the high seas as their unlikely heroes become even less likely pirates. Captained by the talking parrot Filthy Lucre, the crew of the Puffy Peach set out for adventure and treasure. Among them are Morgan, a princess who kept the beard she grew during an enchanted sleep; Vic, a centaur whose overbearing toxic masculinity is at odds with his ability to conjure tea and pastries; and Tempest, a dryad who wants to be a lawyer. As they sail the crimson tides of the Myn Seas (populated by tampooners) and brave the dangers of all-night eateries, they challenge gender roles in fantasy and skewer social trends, attacking targets as varied as Harry Potter and gym culture with a dizzying array of bad jokes and puns. ("I am an expert seaman of the Morningwood, and I've got a lot of spunk," claims Alobartalus, a disgruntled elf in search of a new destiny.) The sheer quantity of sophomoric humor threatens to drown out an entertaining plot filled with callbacks to previous volumes and satisfying emotional journeys for the protagonists. This is a clever send-up of fantasy tropes and modern culture, but it often tries a little too hard. (Oct.)

    Copyright 2019 Publishers Weekly.

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